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Mud Bath

Miss Piggie.
- Fleetwood

Mud Bath.
- tank2134

Mud Stud.
- the old stallion

Hog Heaven.
- RichC

Hogwash.
- merx

"It's true! Men are pigs!"
- skyjammer0

Margaret really was the belle of the boar.
- Emblem

In deep sh*t.
- Rico Suave

"I'm as happy as a pig in sh*t!"
- VarneyTheVampire

Contrary to popular belief, there are other things that pigs are happy in.
- jONES

It was only afterwards that Karen realized it wasn't mud.
- Emblem

"It wasn't me!"
- Hermoine

"Don't worry about my husband ... I'll tell him some porkies!"
- VarneyTheVampire

OK ... spot the ham actor!
- VarneyTheVampire

Our romantic night went to hell, after John finished his Taco Bell!
- useducttape

Welcome to Hog Heaven Spas.
- dock_wizzard

Prison is tougher than Paris Hilton thought it would be.
- Chris Ashwin

Welcome to Utah, where sex with your animals is still legal.
- shines

Porky eventually divorced Petunia, citing irreconcilable differences, but continued to rave about the sex for years!
- wolfgangblicker

"The photo that won me custody of the children."
- Teacher1974


Potty training

Making babies.
- jONES

Flower children.
- NavyDoc

Miracle Grow.
- Fleetwood

Chia Kids.
- denpq

Potty training.
- engeldog

Babies gone to pot
- skyjammer0

Babies on pot!
- Tim Leery

Potheads.
- The Old Stallion

Potting soil.
- bradmerx

A whole generation is going to pot.
- WELDERPM

Toilet training testing facility.
- skyjammer0

Local daycare facility runs out of diapers!
- bradmerx

You only need to water, they provide their own fertilizer.
- Ref1

Hospital overstock sale.
- Rebecca

Sperm donor goes overboard planting his seeds.
- CSJ

Hippie day care center.
- wolfgangblicker

If one of the pots is cracked, are they crack pot babies?
- otmfp

Southern Californians, ever in the vanguard of new movements, begin landscaping with babies.
- wolfgangblicker


Beechcraft

Beechcraft.
- Gator

Beach bummer.
- merx

Plane sailing.
- VarneyTheVampire

“Da plane! Da plane!”
- tattoo

“Hey Boss! De plane smashed Tattoo!”
- Bearzer

Now that's just plane ridiculous!
- wolfgangblicker

Olivia didn't think it was high maintenance at all to ask Brad to fly directly to the beach.
- Reggie

If you kept you eye on the controls and not on those girls on the beach, we wouldn’t be in the mess we are in right now!
- VarneyTheVampire

“Damn! There's no tail on this beach either!”
- nard

"And I say any landing you can walk away from is a good one."
- NavyDoc

“Keep paddling, we are almost there!”
- Ref1

Survivors of Air Tijuana’s inaugural flight take some sun and souvenir photos while waiting for the FAA inspectors.
- wolfgangblicker

JetBlue Washed Up!
- fordhamfive

Non-chalant Californians at the site of another tragic beaching.
- uncle Al


Toasted buns

Butt out.
- BigMerx

Stumped.
- grego

Nice trunk.
- Timbarina

Rump roast.
- jONES

Campfire treat.
- merx

Flaming asshole.
- Gator

Nice moon rising.
- wolf

It was a full moon.
- Hodink

By the light of the silvery moon ...
- Wringer

Talk about a hot ass!
- skyjammer0

Global warming.
- Tutti Frutti

Bare trap.
- shrvjack

Smokey the Beaver.
- merx

Pyronymphiac.
- merx

"Yes, I wanted toasted buns, but you forgot to butter them!"
- Rockn RR Ranch

"Aaaahh! I just love Hot Cross Buns."
- ronniruthie

"You said bring the buns. I brought the buns."
- bluebunny28

Roxy the Human Torch waiting for the beans to kick in.
- North

An old flame!
- VarneyTheVampire

"Come on baby, light my fire."
- merx

She's so hot that she can start a fire with her ass.
- Chascar

"One more fart and my s'more should be ready."
- Bearzer

When Meredith promised them a blue flame, they got more than they bargained for ...
- Emblem

"If you go down to the woods today you're sure of a big surprise!"
- VarneyTheVampire

Melinda wanted to know what it felt like when guys get wood, but she got the concept all wrong.
- skyjammer0

Girl Scout Troop Leader, Hirshee Iway, 27, sits totally stumped as to why her Brownies packed up camp and left her behind.
- Blond Wand


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